The "Taco Life"

Well, Eating food can be very enjoyable, especially if the food tastes good. I mean who likes food that tastes gross? Probably some weirdo. For Breakfast(if I have any), Lunch, and Dinner I like to eat food more than anything else. Also, when I get hungry I really wanna eat. Food is one of the things that keep me alive, and well, that just fine. I can't imagine my life without food, I mean really what would anyone do at parties then or what would you do when you're hungry? I don't know, but there is food, and good thing too. If I could be any food, I wouldn't be any food, I don't wanna be eaten, I'm happy being me just the way I am, and I don't ever wanna be any kind of food. I absolutely Love Tacos, They are just so delicious, but what if the tacos had feelings, and when I ate them they would scream in pain. I would feel so bad, but hey it's life and well it's the end of the taco's life. Maybe one time I would pick up the taco and be like, "I'm not gonna eat you", and then I would eat it. Tacos made by real Mexicans sure taste the best, no doubt about it. If there were no tacos, then I'd probably hang out with pizza at dinner and his sister on the weekend. Ya know, I'd probably cry if at one time there were tacos and then the President made it illegal to eat them or something, so then I couldn't eat Tacos ever again. So then I might become a Taco Dealer that makes his money on the streets, I would become rich and get to live with the ones I Love, Tacos, but then I'd be breaking the law and I would have to run away from the police forever. Thug Life, that's what'd be, or more like "Taco Life". Maybe I don't really Love Tacos, I'd really be risking a lot, and I don't know if my parents would be okay with that. Another thing, I Love Tacos, but I'm not absolutely sure if Tacos love me back. :(
Honestly, I don't really think about Tacos that much, I mean sure I like them, but do I love them? I like Tacos, that's all, and maybe one day I'll truly love something and I'll be Loved back. Now I say, Better Ingredients, Better Tacos, Adam's Tacos, my Great Great Grand Pappy is probably looking down and me right now and sure is happy.
This was Adam Gomez, reporting to you live from the computer on the "Taco Life", May the Tacos Be With You All.